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My ugly and masculine wife used ‘juju on me’ - Husband cries for help after 7 years of marriage


- A distraught husband has claimed that his wife cast a spell on him to lure him into marriage - He said few days ago the spell broke off and he came to his right senses only to discover that his wife looked like a man - The couple had been married for seven years with kids

According to this man whose name is being withheld, the wife “worked something” on him to marry her. He claimed he would not have married the wife if he were in his right senses then because she looks “ugly and masculine”. 

Now claiming to be back to his right senses, the troubled husband said he was scared to even sleep next to his wife, and planned to end the marriage. What made the situation worse was when his wife openly told him to end the marriage if he wanted because she had had everything she wanted from him already. According to him, the wife told him in plain terms that she wanted children and now she’s got them to he can leave the marriage. The distraught man is currently seeking the views of a social media marriage counselor on how to deal with the disturbing situation, according to a report sighted by Gh Breaking News on Ghanaweb.com. 

“I think she put a spell on me because, it doesn’t make sense. I came back to my senses three days ago and I have been scared to sleep next to her. I would never have chosen her if I were in my right senses,” the man wrote. “I now know why my friends and family were laughing in our wedding photos, it didn’t make sense to me until I became of myself three days ago,” the worried husband added. He reportedly shared photos of his wife to the counselor to prove that she was indeed ugly and looked like man whom he would never have chosen for a wife. Read the full conversation below 


#MyChatWithHim
Facebook Guy (FG): Dave, please can we chat?
David Bondze (DB): Hello!
FG: I’m troubled
DB: About? FG: My wife
DB: What has she done, please?
FG: I think she looks like a man
DB: Huh! FG: Ikr?
DB: But, she’s your wife, or? Didn’t you marry her?
FG: That’s the problem. Because if I were ‘myself’ then, I wouldn’t have settled for her.
DB: Meaning, she’s still a woman, anaa?
FG: I don’t know ooo DB: What do you mean you don’t know?
FG: I don’t know. Have a look at this picture (He attaches a photo)
DB: Lol! FG: Why are you laughing?
DB: Because you just want me to laugh. Herrrr, me I’m not feeling well oo. Not in the mood for jokes.
FG: Dave, I am not joking. That is my wife.
DB: Smh!
FG: Let me send you another photo of her (He attaches another picture)
DB: Hmmm!
FG: I told you
DB: But she has b**bs?
FG: She does
DB: And a vjeejey?
FG: Yes
DB: Does she menstruate?
FG: Yes
DB: And you’ve explored her
FG: Yes, for 7 years
DB: Kids?
FG: Yes
DB: Then she’s a woman
FG: She looks like it, but Dave, I am scared.
DB: Why now?
FG: I think she put a spell on me, because it doesn’t make sense. I came to my senses three days ago, and I have been scared to sleep next to her. I would never have chosen her if I were in my right senses. What do you think of her? Does she look like a woman to you? (He attaches four wedding pictures)
DB: I don’t know. She looks like a woman in a way. Can I see your wedding picture?
FG: How horrifying is this?
DB: Who are the people standing behind you two?
FG: The first one is family. The other one are friends
DB: And, why do they all seem to be laughing?
FG: Your guess is as good as mine. They were all shocked I guess.
DB: Hmmm!
FG: Dave, I am scared. She did something to me.
DB: What if she didn’t do anything as you are claiming?
FG: Then, something doesn’t make sense. I would never have chosen her. They worked something on me.
DB: So, what do you want to do?
FG: I don’t know. What do I do?
DB: Do you love her?
FG: I don’t think I ever did. Something is wrong.
DB: How about your kids?
FG: What about them?
DB: Is something wrong with them too?
FG: No. They look like me. They are beautiful.
DB: I
FG: My wife claims if I don’t want to be married, I can go. She says she’s already gotten what she wanted from me.
DB: And what is that?
FG: Kids
DB: Hmmm!
FG: Hmmm!
DB: Hmmm!
FG: Is she a woman?
DB: Boy, I know a man when I see one. Your wife is not a man.
FG: So, why am I scared? Because she doesn’t look like a woman
DB: Well, you will figure something out.
FG: Is it okay to divorce her?
DB: Has she cheated on you?
FG: Not that I know of. I don’t care
DB: Have you cheated on her?
FG: Her spell broke off just a few days ago, so no. I’ve not been with anyone else but her
DB: Your reason for the divorce would be?
FG: Help me with something, please

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